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Texting with perfect grammar and spelling, despite being completely wasted.
Guy: "Dude, how are you still able to text? You've had like 9 gin&tonics."
Girl: "Well, you know what they say, practice makes perftext."
by Forty/M.L. October 18, 2013
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