A person who declares everyone else at fault for any problem, while they themselves claim it's not their responsibility to help solve the problem. They absolve themselves from anything remotely challenging that might tarnish their appearance of blamelessness, especially with technology issues. They love assigning blame while remaining safely removed. They also like to point out how other people inconvenience them.
The armchair perfectionist blamed his wife and kids for the wifi problems, saying "I didn't have anything to do with this. This is all on you!"
by DoIhaveto?di March 4, 2021
Someone who after taking a dump; wipes so meticulously that no trace of the event remains. Ass perfectionists are notorious for using exessive amounts of toilet paper, baby wipes, and generally taking forever, much to the dismay of anyone waiting in line.
"God damn! How long is he going to take!?"
"Don't hold your breath, he's an Ass perfectionist after all."
"Don't hold your breath, he's an Ass perfectionist after all."
by Alexiosassypants August 17, 2016
The most extreme grammar nazi. Will correct you in public to maximize the embarrassment. Takes the literal too literally. Willl most like check this definition for errors.
You spelled the word fallacio wrong and used it in the wrong context - Felipe Kalb the anal perfectionist
by Eskimo Kisser December 12, 2018
You think you are perfect. You may be ready to overindulge yourself in one way or another. You may be an ultra perfectionist and you get frustrated when things don’t go your way. You may become very impatient with, or intolerant of, people who don’t measure up to your standards. You may be very structured, with high expectations for yourself and others. You may agonize over the problems of others and want to move in, take over, and solve everything. You are afraid of losing others and will do anything to keep them in your life.
by Jayfac July 4, 2008
When a person passes away on their birthday. E.g. William Shakespeare. Meaning they are exactly “X” years old.
by MorbidCuriousity August 18, 2023
Where a man spunks on their sexual partner, they then proceed to smear said spunk all over the recievers face until they feel the reciever looks gorgeous. Once complete, he licks their face clean and enjoys every drop of his hasbeen kids
Sarah- "Josh gave me The Perfectionist and im a changed woman"
Jane- "ohh. You so lucky, mike wont even touch me, anymore".
Jane- "ohh. You so lucky, mike wont even touch me, anymore".
by TheMotherPlucker June 22, 2022
A term used for game perfectionist who 100% the game after hundred of hours but then feel complete burnout and boredom from the game and don't even want to touch the game anymore.
Person 1: Dude, I haven't seen you play Breath of the Wild in months, what's wrong?
Person 2: I don't know man, I've just been getting perfectionist burnout lately.
Person 2: I don't know man, I've just been getting perfectionist burnout lately.
by NayutaKani March 17, 2023