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Perezentation 

A presentation of undefined length, characterized by a monotone speaking style, lacking any intonation or variety of pitch. Typically there is an inverse correlation between presentation length and audience attentiveness, corresponding to a deterioration of topic relevance as the speaker digresses.
Brian could feel the life-force draining from his body as he sat through the third hour of a brutal perezentation.
Perezentation by FlowCalHater April 24, 2011
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Perezish 

the art of being jewish or being a snitch
wow why did you have to go and snitch on me? that was so Perezish of you.

Perezish by Jewcy Booty June 20, 2008
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Daily readers of perezhilton.com.
Mary is in the loop because she is a total perezite.
perezite by MssMaryT77 January 16, 2008
A hookup involving sex
"Man, I totally perezed last night"
Perezed by Chameeca December 30, 2007
ey bitch yo preezie is of the heezie
preezie by da gizzle December 1, 2003
METH PIPE, WEED PIPE, CRACK PIPE
YOU GOT THE PEEZIE?
PEEZIE by H4X0R 3li73 March 10, 2009
To arrive late and/or leave early from work.
Tom pulled a peezie and left right after lunch. When does your 9-5 turn into 11:30 - 1?
Peezie by FTI November 22, 2007