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perplexcuse 

An excuse so confusing the listener becomes exasperated and relents against own better judgement
How did you manage to avoid being grounded? I gave my mom a top 10 perplexcuse. She is still shaking her head...
perplexcuse by mcgobri April 29, 2015
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dildo peddler 

A woman or man who is a successful representative of one of those sex toy corporations such as Pure Romance. They are often throwing parties to fully stock and supply the neighborhood wives with their finest wares whether battery operated or not.
Guy A: Hey I heard Martha was buying a new house soon and finally paid off her SUV.

Guy B: Well of course she did since she became a dildo peddler. Those ladies are rolling in the dough!

richard perle 

An evil zealot who promotes slaughter for profit.
richard perle by zebedee March 29, 2003

Perplexified 

When a nigga straight ponderin'
Dom: ay what'd she say
Miles: she sending dick pics bigger than mine..
Tommy:Get perplexified
Perplexified by perplexified May 18, 2019

mershed perderder 

The "ermahgerd" girl's way of saying "mashed potato".
"ermagerd, erm herving mershed perderder" said Lydia the soulless ginger

perdedor 

Paco is a perdedor.

Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?
perdedor by Kate March 13, 2005