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Abnormally slow, apathetic human movement. It took an hour to clean the boat because Dave was moving at percy-speed.
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The slowest possible motion to still be considered moving forward. The cliffs surrounding Niagara Falls are actually eroding at percy-speed.
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Percy-speed v(P) is defined by...
v(P) = Pm/r² , where: P = the percy-speed constant = 7.3635 m = your mass r² = your distance at any point in time from Percy Essentially, the further you are from Percy, the faster you move. The bartenders at Segafredo serve at percy-speed.
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