Abnormally slow, apathetic human movement.
It took an hour to clean the boat because Dave was moving at percy-speed.
a momentous tragic event involving unintentional destruction of property ranging from extreme misfortune to utter ruin.
A percy-storm sunk the boat.
Inherent, unintentional physical damage to property caused by Percy; damage estimated at an average of $4.99 per hour, or 8.3 cents per minute. Most likely to occur between Friday 5pm through Sunday 6am. See also percy-storm
Percy-damage this week included two broken glasses and a poker table.