Percilitate

(v) To make it appear as though one is doing work, to deter others from asking you to do real work by doing things that make you seem busy; To avoid confrontation with another through false labor or duties

I saw my boss coming over my way so i started to percilitate to avoid getting in trouble for wasting time on the job again.

Percilitate by BoredRower October 25, 2005

porcupotamus 

The terrifying cross of a porcupine and a hippopotamus. Extremely aggressive and territorial. Can weigh up to 1,700 pounds, and can achieve land speeds of 40 MPH. Quills measure up to 5 feet long, and up to 1 foot in circumference at the base. Mostly herbivorous, with a pronounced taste for oatmeal and an occassional serving of chicken tikka.

"Larry, please stop your porcupotamus from trying to couple with with my dog."

porcupotamus by Chiesennegs August 2, 2006

precipital fallout 

The surplus water that is left in trees and other overhanging plants after a previous rain shower. Even after the rain itself has stopped falling, the precipital fallout still lingers, much like the radioactive fallout of a nuclear explosion.

Zack: Hey Devin! Why are you soaking wet?

Devin: You know that storm we had yesterday? I was just hit by some precipital fallout when I walked under those trees over there.

Zack: Oh...HA!

precipital fallout by DR192 June 14, 2009

Precipitation 

Different forms of water from the sky. There are 4 types of precipitation: rain, hail, sleet and snow.

" will there be any precipitation today?"
" no, just a sunny day"

Precipitation by Lucky kid February 13, 2017

precepitate 

To percieve notions others can not conceive.

The professor continued to precepitate the valid points of the lecture as the class listened.

precepitate by Wysteria Wolfe October 31, 2017

Gamer Precipitation

The accumulation of moisture and humidity in the groin that is a result of prolonged episodes of seated gaming. This leads to the chemical creation of the ever-pleasant “flammable smelling” gamer gooch sweat. Upon the occurrence of gamer precipitation, most clothing articles below the waist would more than likely be considered not useable outside of home.

Dude, I played Minecraft for so long yesterday that I was collecting my gamer precipitation like rain water.

Gamer Precipitation by Exploding Lemon February 2, 2023

Percorita 

Take half a Percocet, drink a margarita, then take the other half of the Percocet. Perfect for when just a pain pill alone just isn't quite enough.

I made a pitcher of Percoritas last night, but can't remember what happened after the first glass.

Percorita by SuperTerri August 24, 2009