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pedotexting by Tyrannalolzorourusrex March 6, 2010
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Protexting
Refusing to participate in the useful practice of text-messaging, no matter how appropriate or convenient the situation lends itself. Seems to be linked to age and/or coolness level.
Can also be used reciprocally, like when you dump an incoming call, and reply with a text.
Can also be used reciprocally, like when you dump an incoming call, and reply with a text.
Protexting activities include:
Immediately return calling sender upon receipt of text
Making people want to stab you with frivolous calls and voice messages like "I got your text, and blah...blah...blah."
Not recognizing texting as social progress.
Bitching about the 50 cents you had to pay last month because you don't have text on your plan.
Immediately return calling sender upon receipt of text
Making people want to stab you with frivolous calls and voice messages like "I got your text, and blah...blah...blah."
Not recognizing texting as social progress.
Bitching about the 50 cents you had to pay last month because you don't have text on your plan.
Protexting by Cyclemax December 21, 2010
Peotexting
Peotexting by Jsasuperkid July 23, 2018
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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