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Percilitate

(v) To make it appear as though one is doing work, to deter others from asking you to do real work by doing things that make you seem busy; To avoid confrontation with another through false labor or duties
I saw my boss coming over my way so i started to percilitate to avoid getting in trouble for wasting time on the job again.
Percilitate by BoredRower October 25, 2005
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Parcipitate 

When you attempt to say participate but mess up so you end up saying this.
Me: Bro, are you going to parcipitate in this event?
Friend: Did you just mess up saying participate?
Parcipitate by OreoDefinesAll October 24, 2020

persifitate 

When you obsess over any aspect of your daily life
Why do you persifitate over Daniel's ability to catch a bus.
persifitate by K-Rage July 25, 2021

precipitate 

To rain...(it can rain a number of things, but please see the example for proper usage).
jk: I'm giving this new girl a try.

jk: If things don't precipitate after 2 months then it might be time to move on, but i really dig her.

dd: Precipitate? Doesn't that mean rain?

jk: Yeah, me raining skeet on her face.
precipitate by Mr. Softie 58 January 31, 2007

percipitagender 

A gender that get very horn when is there a phil swift XXXL mege large PEE-PEE. when erect they are become rain, and require flex tape to stop there percipitatation. Are very trigigerd when they see a Billy Mayz xs micro pee-pee
no, I hate billy mayz pee-pee because i are a percipitagender

brown precipitate 

(see markovnikov's law)
Shit, more specifically, a skid mark.
*somebody lets rip*
"Sounds like you just left a brown precipitate!"
brown precipitate by Dominic June 4, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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