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things that are dumb enough to try and diet by having three Big Macs, an extra-large set of fries extra salty, a Diet Coke, and a salad. things that are dumb enough to eat it all, talk on a cell phone, navigate a map, and drive down the interstate at the same time. things that are dumb enough to have sex and then blame the doctor for having the kid. things that are dumb enough to pay $3.00 a gallon for gas to drive three blocks while their bike is sittin in the attic collecting dust. things that call drinking eight beers at 3 am and then passing out a "good night's sleep". things that are dumb enough to get their three-year-old GTA San Andreas and leave them alone in the house.
People are so stupid, but hey, who cares?
by someguyudontcareabout May 12, 2006
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There are people who voted for George Bush.
by Tripzy June 17, 2003
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by jon long January 22, 2004
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people are selfish, evil little *beeeeeep!*
by Hatred November 12, 2004
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What God made while drunk.
God must've been drunk when he made people.
by speakthetruthandonlythetruth August 01, 2005
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1. That guy you see when you look in the mirror.

2. A form of kickboxing most commonly used by the Japanese sushi chefs.
1. I looked in the mirror the other day and saw that one person.

2. The art of Personing has been perfected and reperfected many times over.
by Stuff It September 05, 2003
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A term used to describe someone when you dont want to use there name or the sound of their name makes you want to vomit.
- do you want to go to the movies tommrow?

- no, people will be there.
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