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penny lock

To lock someone into a room by hammering a stack of pennies between a closed door and the door frame.

Optimal conditions utilize just one more penny than necessary, making it impossible to remove the pennies without taking the door off of it's hinges.
"Why wasn't Jeff at practice today?"

"He got penny locked into his dorm."

"Ouch. How bad?"

"They used damn-near a whole roll. His roommate had to take the door out of the frame when he got home."
penny lock by fragnar0k August 24, 2006
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pennycockle 

A very poor cockle. It was created during the 1950s as a satire on pennyloafers--people who were very lazy but only had pennies to their name. However, due to the rise of inflation and a penny being completely worthless now, a pennycockle is a much worse insult.
Look how poor that person is! They must not have a penny to their name! They must be a pennycockle!
pennycockle by Marylou January 12, 2009

Pennylicking 

The act of giving a hooker a penny, or another small amount, to lick either your balls or penis. This is very common in poor parts because, it doesnt cost much. The person recieving usually ends up paying more and more for more pennylicks or even a blowjob. Many hookers in asian countries decide not to do this because most asians are one pumps and will cum instantly. Alot of Isreali hookers do not do this too because most costumers will try and lower the price lower than a penny.
Ey hoe, I just got my welfare check, wanna do some pennylicking?
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026