Bob: I heard all the cheerleaders at penn state are crack whores and skanks.
Bill: Sally you fit right in, and there is always a viagra drip for joe pa if none of the 3in dick sized future child molesters will fuck you.
"We cannot rank Penn State University against other schools in the party category because we feel it is unfair to rank professionals against amateurs" -Playboy
WE ARE PENN STATE!
You totally go James Gonion on them.
Carll: Yeah, i was Penn Stated in the shower.
Kent: Ahh Shit man, im sorry to hear that.
Carll: My anus still bleeds daily.