penissimo 

Derived from the italian suffix -issimo, meaning "extreme" or "remarkable" and the english root penis, penissimo means an extremely large or remarkable penis, one that is pleasing to the eye, and a woman.

Damn your penissimo is huge! I bet you get all the ladies.

penissimo by seksimopho November 28, 2012

Penistious 

Derived from the adjective facetious which means "treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor; flippant" penistious is treating any issues in a penis-like manner with deliberately acting like a dick.

That politician was really being penistious during the debate. It is very penistious to say 'it is what it is.'

Penistious by Telgardo March 3, 2020

Penissoccer 

A game in which several fully-nude men replace the plastic figurines of a foosball table with their penises, and play the game normally.

First one to get a boner loses.

"Hey man, what's wrong?
I lost a game of Penissoccer."

Penissoccer by Gramma Knobgobbles November 29, 2011

penissive 

A slightly more sophisticated term for someone being a dick.

He wasn't just being a jerk; it was far worse. He was being penissive!

penissive by S. Logan February 27, 2017

penissilitis 

-(adjective) the uncomfortable, yet exciting, feeling of inflammation in the ejaculatory duct after masturbation or sexual intercourse
-(verb) pouring a flammable substance onto a penis and proceeding to set it on fire

-Alan had immense penissilitis after his sexy time.
-J.B. conducted penissilitis on his x-girlfriend's new guy.
-Penissilitis makes Katie want to be a boy.

penissilitis by teddy at ku September 16, 2007

Penisiology

A very specified branch of Kinesiology, in which the entire focus is only on the movement of the penis and penis related kinetics.

I was disappointed when my university told me they do not offer a degree in penisiology, as I felt that was a very under-represented scientific branch of study.

Penisiology by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010

Penissorusrexing 

the act of drawing a Penissorusrex on one's significant other while they attempt to sleep.

I think I'm going to Penissorusrexing my boyfriend while he sleeps!

Penissorusrexing by shobbs76 December 16, 2013