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Penishands 

A man with sweaty feminine hands. Short fingers and oval palms.
<person 1> OMFG check out that dudes hands!
<person 2>ROFL those are Penishands !
Penishands by Daniel Toops December 10, 2009

Penishut 

When a group of male friends all go into a pizza hut together.
Dude this is a freaken Penishut. Also see sausagefest
Penishut by sterwer June 23, 2010

Edward Penishands 

When a girl duct tapes each of her hands to a different man's penis, and cannot untape them until she has made each man ejaculate.
Girl: Patrick and Stanley wanted me to Edward Penishands them last night, but my left hand got tired and I was stuck with Patrick all night.
Edward Penishands by dedwyf March 5, 2013

Penisata 

A piñata that’s shaped like a penis - great fun at hen do's, even better at Divorce parties
“Hey Cheryllook she’s got a massive penisata”
“Yeah, Joyce, what’s a hen party without thrashing a giant cock”
Penisata by The Pinata Pimp. March 8, 2011
The forskin of a uncercumsized penis.
penis hat by Tweak October 6, 2003

Penistat 

A penis which can be used to accurately measure temperature.
"Is it cold today?"

"Let me go outside and check my penistat."
Penistat by ttoptommy July 5, 2012