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Penis Game 

Penis Game

A game 2-6 people play where one person says penis, then the next person has to say it louder, then to the point they are screaming “PENIS” at the top of their lungs. If you fail to yell it louder or just refuse to yell it at all, you are eliminated from the game.
Me-“Let’s play the penis game!
Me-“penis”
Person 2-“Penis”
Person 3-“Penis!”
Person 4-“PENIS!”
Person 5-“𝗣𝗘𝗡𝗜𝗦!!!”
*awkward staring*
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Penisage 

When a man massages the inside of a woman's vagina with the outside of his penis.
Hey baby! I'd love to give you a penisage.
Penisage by lkdzzbls September 10, 2010

penisement 

The crusty residue left on the penis after ejaculation (penis - semen - cement). Typically this partially/completely covers the peehole causing urine to shoot off to the side upon the first attempt.

Pronunciation: pen-uh-si-ment (sounds like the first part of "penicillin" and all of "cement")
Dude, how was your date with Bambi last night, and, where is the shower curtain?

Oh man, it was great! We did it four times and I must have passed out. Then, first thing this morning I go to take a piss, and, I'm standing right in front of the toilet and I hit the shower curtain big time. So, I took it down and threw it in the wash.

HAHAHA Penisement strikes again!
penisement by subbie_333 September 19, 2011

the penis game 

A game in which you and one or more friends take turns yelling 'penis' as loud as you possibly can.
Me: Let`s play the penis game!
Friend: PENIS
the penis game by sm00shr December 20, 2014

Penis Game 

Saying penis with your friend in a public place and then saying it louder each time
Lets play the penis game in the airport dude

Penis Game 

This is a game that needs a minimum of 2 players. it can be played anywhere from the workplace to school. It starts when one player says penis ! the other player must say penis ! but louder than the first person. it goes on until one player quits or cant get louder than the other.
Tom yelled Penis! and i instantly knew he was playing the penis game
Penis Game by happyfeet... December 24, 2006
Word of the Day on September 19, 2012

The Penis Game 

A game in which at least two people yell 'penis' because of immense boredom. The person who yells it the loudest and gets the most number of weird stares wins.
*in the middle of a school assembly on the rules*
Guy 1: *whispering* wanna play the penis game?
Guy 2: *whispering* penis...
Guy 1: *slightly louder* penis.
Guy 2: *almost yelling, but not heard yet because of the immense amount of talking.* Penis!
Teacher: Inappropriate words will not be toler--
Guy 1: *screaming very loudly* PENIS!!!!!!!!!
The Penis Game by blorphablorg87 October 21, 2009