n.
slang. --abbreviation for the term 'douchy penisface'. Originating from the Western New
York area, the Douchy Penisface is an insult to be flung at only the dirtiest, low-down
people you would happen to know. By calling someone a DPF, you are insinuating that a penis is growing out of their face usu. the
nose area.
Like giving someone the middle
finger, the DPF also has a gesture. To do this, you put your
finger to your nose, and wiggle it around. This is the most common form of the DPF.
In case you incapable of using the
finger, you can put any other object up to your nose. In this case, however, it would not be a DPF, but a variation of it. To correctly name this variation, you would say
DP and then insert the first letter of the object you are holding to your nose, and then add the F for 'face' at the end. For example: if you were to hold a violin to your nose, it would be a douchy penis violin face, or a DPVF, for cheese it would be douchy penis cheese face--DPCF, and so on and so forth.
While all of these variations of the DPF are strong and unique to each person that does it, the strongest thing you could do to express the DPF is to sit down and hold your knee to your nose. This is the original, most offensive DPF and is known as the greatest insult to mankind. To further this, one could do a 'double DPF', which is done by holding both knees up to the nose while sitting, and kicking the
feet around.
In
short, the DPF is a versatile and unique insult to whoever uses it and to whoever it is used against.
