penisex 

When a man rapes another man, the correct name for a man who has sex with another man without his permission is a penisexer, which is basically a gay rapist who only targets men.

White guy- i guess were gonna be trapped here for a while. Nigga- guess what?. White guy- what?. Nigga im gonna rape you!!!!. White guy- OOhhhhh NOOO!!!!! IM GONNA GET RAPED BY A GUY!, penisex

penisex by eioxpip November 28, 2014

Penis Ex Machina 

From Deus Ex Machina, A Penis Ex Machina is when a sex scene is unnecessarily dropped into the plot of an otherwise decent film or story in order to boost the ratings.

Some sex scenes are vital to plot, but this describes only when they blatantly serve no relevant purpose to the story-telling.

Alternatively, it can be used to describe a twist in the plot of a pornographic film in order to bring about the vital sex scene. When a girl in the plot is constantly refusing sex, and then something triggers her suddenly to lust after the male protagonist, this is a Penis Ex Machina.

Person 1: "I heard the movie we're going to has a spicy sex scene!"

Person 2: "Is it part of the plot, or does it come about through Penis Ex Machina?"

Penis Ex Machina by OzzyOswalt July 13, 2009

pendsexual 

A pendsexual is usually straight, but if that person was to fall in love with the same or opposite sex, it wouldnt matter. This is considered ; pendsexual.
It doesnt depend on the persons gender, but how that person feels for the other. Pend sexuals do not classify themselves as bisexual either.

"Kathy, are you bisexual now?"
"No, Im pendsexual. I just fell in love, gender doesnt matter, she's the one."
"Oh, cool, you're pendsexual."

pendsexual

pendsexual by Bebaqiirl April 17, 2009

penisenvious 

As old as Adam. It started when Eve gave Adam the apple. War of the sexes!

If Eve had not been penisenvious the apple might still be on the tree.

penisenvious by Peter May 17, 2005

peniseyed 

A state of being "starryeyed" over a penis.

Saquisha became all peniseyed upon seeing her boyfriend Pharrel's new penis.

peniseyed by r0xygurly January 17, 2009

penisement 

The crusty residue left on the penis after ejaculation (penis - semen - cement). Typically this partially/completely covers the peehole causing urine to shoot off to the side upon the first attempt.

Pronunciation: pen-uh-si-ment (sounds like the first part of "penicillin" and all of "cement")

Dude, how was your date with Bambi last night, and, where is the shower curtain?

Oh man, it was great! We did it four times and I must have passed out. Then, first thing this morning I go to take a piss, and, I'm standing right in front of the toilet and I hit the shower curtain big time. So, I took it down and threw it in the wash.

HAHAHA Penisement strikes again!

penisement by subbie_333 September 19, 2011

Peniser 

A Peniser is a chronic and dedicated Masturbator. Most Penisers penis their penis for hours at a time and are very proud of being Masturbators.

Steve: I know Tony is a Peniser.
Rick: How do you know?
Steve: I saw him penising himself all day on Chaturbate yesterday.
Rick: Wow, I would have never guessed, he seems like such a nice guy

Mark: I always knew that guy was a Wanker!

Peniser by Antonio El Pajero March 15, 2019