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walking penis 

an out of shape, bald man who actually think he looks cool with his shaved head.
shit, i've never liked that dickhead rob and now he looks like a walking penis.
walking penis by jocko July 19, 2004

walking penis 

a supreme ladies man, defined as one mojo powered pimp.
Damn! Mike is the epitome of the walking penis!
walking penis by mike tomorsky February 3, 2004

Walking Penis 

A man who seeks sexual activity at all hours of the day.
Wow! I cant believe you Matt. We just got here and you already got two girls to sit in your lap? Your such a walking penis.

Walker penis

The Walker penis is the smallest penis of the penis gods. It can not be seen with naked eye or microscope.It can only barely be seen with a telescope.

Walking Penis 

A penis that walks with it's balls. What else duh
"Look at that walking penis over there. Look, he's now riding a bike! He's coming towards us and...Oh, wait, that isn't a penis, that's Donald Trump. Woops, they just look very similar"
Walking Penis by StarSoupMan January 24, 2024

peniswalla 

What happens when a dictator loses his manhood to a bigger dictator.
He was always the big man on charge until Tony came along. Now, he's just a peniswalla.
peniswalla by Spriggy December 18, 2017