Commonly abbreviated PBR, is the he act of swiftly rubbing/ brushing your unexposed penis against a woman's buttocks as you are making the impression that you are "squeezing through" to get by in a crowded group of individuals, generally at a social event; ergo middle school dance, redeeming the pleasure of simply having your penis rub up against an ass. If the victim of PBR catches you red handed, you will ultimately face a night of embarrassment, for you were unsuccessful in fulfilling your ass-dwelling fantasies.
"Wow this party sucks, nothing but a bunch of prudes. Alas, a good Penis Butt Rub will suffice."
Person 1: "Hey man, you going to Chester's party on saturday?"
Person 2: "Will there be...PBR? If so, you can count me in!!"
Person 1: "Uhhh dude i dont know... besides that beer is for hipsters."
Person 2: "No not Pabst Blue Ribbon..Penis Butt Rub"
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.