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A male prostitute.

Etymology - Penis (the male reproductive organ) monger (one who sells something)

The literal definition is "one who sells penis"
When my mom died, my dad became a penis monger.
by DaMathBoy November 01, 2006
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Someone who only wants you for your penis. They drain your penis of all it's got and still aren't satisfied.
My ex-girlfriend the nympho was such a *penismonger*
by Lisa March 13, 2003
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One who trades in male reproductive organs
"Fresh penises! Get your fresh penises here!" yelled the penismonger through the din of the market
by RabidWombat June 01, 2004
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one who loves the penis
wow that penis monger sure does love the penis
by frankly honest March 23, 2008
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a person who wants to have sex with a penis, or a gay person, or a person acting gay.
Staw away from that penis monger!
by Evan Macias June 10, 2005
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