penious

The state of mind where one feels like a dick about oneself yet remorseful.

The comedian felt penious about telling the fat chick joke to the audience of midgets.

by Reprebus August 31, 2006

Disesious penious

When a couple or more people go have sec and the dick isn’t wet enough it gets stuck in the vag and hurts the dick really bad that’s why condoms are a thing

How was you one night stand

Not good I now have disesious penious

by STD positive 223 November 6, 2019