Top Definition
A blood sucking vampire penguin. They are not nocturnal like bats, and the smell of garlic makes them horny.
When Edward Cullen fell in love with a penguin, he turned it into a penguire. And then he promptly divorced Bella.
by crumpettrumpet April 06, 2010

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