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Fire Penguin Disco Panda

this person has the most amazing name ever. your name will never be this awesome.
person 1: hey what's your name?
person 2: bob
person 1: i'm fire penguin disco panda! I PWN U!!!

Penguin dance 

When one dances like a penguin, taking short steps whith knees together. Best practiced with arms at sides and hands stretched outwards for maximum effect. Ultrapractical when you are having a bad day because you are automatically guaranteed to start laughing and have a fantastical rest of the day.
Ex: I was having an awful day, then I penguin danced; now I'm having a wonderfully smiley, fantastically beautiful day again.

The club penguin dancing minigame 

A Dance Dance Revolution based game that has the best song selection on planet earth. It got knocked off by Friday Night Funkin'.
The club penguin dancing minigame is simply the best rhythm game ever.

penguin dick 

A term that refers to a circumcised penis with a head that’s substantially smaller than the shaft, therefore resembling a "penguin."
"penguin dick.. the worst!! "

"yah him and his penguin dick tried to waddle into my vagina... i was havin NO part of that!"
penguin dick by Whatshername. January 14, 2010

penguin drunk 

When you're just drunk enough to start stumbling around... but not incoherent. You basically look/act like a penguin.
Is Kevin going to be able to make it to the party?

Hell yeah, he's just penguin drunk.
penguin drunk by CB0717 November 17, 2007

the lubricated penguin dive

preferably performed on a snowy hill, it is the act of pouring warm molasses on your weenjaunt and covering the rest of your body in chocolate sauce. proceed to take your partner by the legs and slide them down the snowy hill while yelling some sort of vicious profanity. when the perfect speed is reached, slam your steaming hot meat into your partner's cavern of glee until desired result is achieved. Repeat until complete sastisfication occurs. while this posish is extremely rare, some of the greatest sex offenders of all time have performed it with ease, such as pete the poontang thief.
me and mikes mom did the lubricated penguin dive last night like it ain't no thang

Dude your mom is such a lubricated penguin diver

Zach is the craziest penguin diver man. I saw that dude do it off a fuckin cliff.

Sometimes you just gotta give 'er the old lubricated penguin dive son.