Pencilius Dickitus, also known as pencil dick and Ward Syndrome, is an extremely rare and deadly disease, affecting American and British men. Over one cases were reported in 2007 alone. The infected boy (whom will not be named) had a shaft measuring 4 1/2 inches in length, yet only 3/8 inches in circumference. The head, however, is often average in size, and has been noted to be exceptionally large in over one cases.

Doctor: Im sorry son.
Tommy TwoTones: What is it?
Doctor: You have pencilius dickitus
Tommy: What is it?
Doctor: very bad: your dick resembles a pencil.
Tommy: Is it common to have this?
Doctor: No. You're the first. Haven't you noticed?
Tommy: I thought it was normal...This is so sad.*cries*
Doctor: That's what she said.

Pencilius Dickitus by Skyther Gitlow August 15, 2007

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peniscilin

words penis and penicilin put together

she looks like she needs a shot of peniscilin

peniscilin by hites March 31, 2004

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Penicillin

Penicillin is fist discovered by Canadians and was a big scientific discovery.

Did you now Canada invented penicillin

Penicillin by thecanadianninja November 1, 2018

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Penciling

Pointing your pencil at a girl during class to declare your love for her.

The tip of your pencil (the part you write with) should be pointed at the girl you have a crush on so she can know you like her without you getting too embarrassed to go up and talk to her.

James: Yo why are you penciling Hannah? Do you have a crush on her?
Derek: Man I thought you already knew.
Hannah: Derek you like me? Meet me after school.

Penciling by Doctor Thea January 2, 2019

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