Tendie-pendants 

Individuals, usually older able-bodied teenagers or young adults, who live at home with their parents or family in a household without contributing financially or socio-economically in any form. Synonymous with terms such as "neckbeard" or "manchildren," tendie-pedendants rely solely on their family members for room-and-board, food, and decisions for their well-being. Most often they live at their Mother’s home and constantly demand their favorite food, “tendies,” (chicken tenders) in exchange for “good boy points" used in turn as disposable income.

Our Counterstrike: Global Offensive Team might be short two players tonight, Michael and Nicholas are Tendie-pendants who do not have enough good boy points to play tonight.

Tendie-pendants by bigmillystyle December 7, 2016

tangled pendants 

When necklaces worn by a couple in coitus become intertwined, it reflects determination of the Fates that the couple remain entwined forever.

I knew when I saw the tangled pendants that we were meant to be together.

tangled pendants by kellychan May 21, 2013

Walter Pendanski 

The act or movement of turning left.

"Then at this light just hang a Walter Pendanski, till you get to the next stop sign."

Walter Pendanski by Tim McKenna December 18, 2006

anal pendant 

Like a pearl necklace, but a single gob deposited on or near the anus.

Having already dumped a load into his cockholster, he didn't have enough in reserve to serve up a pearl necklace, so he gave her an anal pendant instead.

anal pendant by Thrice Goatly December 7, 2009

pedantsturbation 

n. any form of mental masturbation that is particularly pedantic; for instance, officiously correcting others' trivial mistakes with no constructive purpose; also, any type of discourse that is specifically designed to impress or confuse the reader/listener with "big" words and/or fancy phraseology, particularly to disguise the fact that: a) there is no real underlying point, or b) the pedantsturbator in question cannot defend his/her position with sound logic or evidence.

basically, it's like sophistry with an added masturbatorial goal, such as oneupmanship.

those creationists sure do try, but without compelling evidence, no amount of pedantsturbation will convince me that the theory of evolution isn't valid.

pedantsturbation by rtarbinar July 6, 2009

anal pendant 

buttsex resulting in not enough ejaculate for a pearl necklace, but sufficient for a pooling of spaff between the clavicles

he was too close to running on empty to give her the pearl necklace she requested, but still ensured that he left his cornholee with an anal pendant as a consolation prize

anal pendant by hot fur magnet December 8, 2009

Pendantic 

An intentional mis-spelling of “pedantic” that can used in conversation when wishing to goad a pedant.

“Stop being so pendantic about it”
“It’s pedantic actually”
“Exactly”

Pendantic by Workinghardorhardlyworking? September 18, 2020