pencil-pushing prophet

your typical white-collar employee. he often does meaningless and repetitive work such as copying-and-pasting or entering details from 9 to 5 on week-days. he is not only mildly bored by his job, but genuinely resents it. he also usually has a handful of people above him on the coperate ladder whose asses he is regularly forced to kiss.

I was sick of being a pencil-pushing prophet so I told my boss to stuff it.

pencil-pushing prophet by Ishta October 7, 2006

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Pencil Pushing Butt-Hole Lover

The new guy at work that kisses up to the boss so he can show you up or take your job.

Phil: New guy is a pencil pushing butt-hole lover.
Boss: I like him you better watch out or he might be promoted to executive assistant.
Phil:But thats my job.
Boss: I know.

Pencil Pushing Butt-Hole Lover by PooponPoop October 14, 2011

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pushing pencil

the act of male masturbation by moving the hands up and down in order to eject the "lead". hence, pushing pencil.

cm: well that's why i like guys, we get bored we go on the net and watch a video, then start pushing pencil.

og: wait!? what!

cm: you know so the good lead "cums" out..

og: urrghh!!! men!! seriousllly!!?? wtf!!

cm: yeahhhh!!!!

pushing pencil by emontecratos January 4, 2011

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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