your typical white-collar employee. he often does meaningless and repetitive work such as copying-and-pasting or entering details from 9 to 5 on week-days. he is not only mildly bored by his job, but genuinely resents it. he also usually has a handful of people above him on the coperate ladder whose asses he is regularly forced to kiss.
I was sick of being a pencil-pushing prophet so I told my boss to stuff it.
|2.||Pencil Pushing Butt-Hole Lover|
The new guy at work that kisses up to the boss so he can show you up or take your job.
Phil: New guy is a pencil pushing butt-hole lover.
Boss: I like him you better watch out or he might be promoted to executive assistant.
Phil:But thats my job.
Boss: I know.
|3.||johnny pencil pusher|
someone who pushes pencils, in an offensive or slightly irritating fashion. Someone who has nothing to do with their time but pushpencils, in the same niche as a baumer.
"conor your such a johnny pencil pusher!!"
"ben jokes milloy what have you been doing today besides pushing pencils?"
Guys who can't fucking rap, have bad flow, and sound like shit. They, claim to make music, but are really just some kids who make bullshit..
These guys on myspace, they write shit. They call themselves pencil pushers, but they aren't pushing shit.
the act of male masturbation by moving the hands up and down in order to eject the "lead". hence, pushing pencil.
cm: well that's why i like guys, we get bored we go on the net and watch a video, then start pushing pencil.
og: wait!? what!
cm: you know so the good lead "cums" out..
og: urrghh!!! men!! seriousllly!!?? wtf!!
After finsihing sexual intercourse, release your load in as many places as possible, trying to spread the substance is multiple locations, at the conclusion, ask your partner if she would like a "New Job".When she states Yes, you tell her 'Your new job is too clean all of this shit up and get the hell out".
Becky I heard you got a Newjob last night !
N. (cloaca + bureaucracy)
1. An administrative system in which the need or inclination to follow rigid, complex, and seemingly pointless procedures impedes effective action
2. Anything bureaucratic in nature that involves more than one piece of paper, office, handshake, or signature
3. A process whereby metaphorical pieces of shit in the form of paperwork are perpetually funneled through networks of inefficient and interwoven channels
Can also be used as an adjective: see cloacratic
Clerk: "Did you file your A.Z. forty backslash double-o seven seven two?"
Hapless chump: "No."
Clerk: "Well then you'll have to file an FK fifty-four twenty in order to process a request to file your AZ forty backslash double-o seven seven two."
Chump (impressed and crestfallen): "I had no idea there was so much cloacracy involved."