Pen15 Club

A club in most middle schools around the country. Consisting of mostly prepubescent boys.

Each member receives a "club card" with their name and "Pen15 Club Member" on the card.

When the new member receives the club card then realizes that he/she has just joined the penis club.

Joe: Billy do you want to join the Pen Fifteen Club?
Billy: YES! I will conform to you all because I want to be cool and popular!
Joe (while snickering): Here is your membership card!
Billy: You wrote Pen15 Club! that is the same as the Penis Club! HAHA, OMFG, LMAFO, LOLZ!

Pen15 Club by Red Sim February 23, 2010

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PEN15 Club

A cool club that you and your dad can join

person: Are you apart of the PEN15 club?

Guy:YA THERE ARE SO MANY PEN15's

PEN15 Club by jeff kin July 30, 2019

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the pen15 club

A club that can only be joined by writing "I love Pen15" on your forearm.

Person 1: Hey! Are you in the club?
Person 2: What club?
Person 1: The pen15 club!
Person 2: Cool! How do I join?
Person 1: Just write "I love Pen15" in your arm!
Person 2: *Writes* Oh shit.

the pen15 club by The Snick-Snack March 2, 2014

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pen 15 club

a gradeschool prank usually you would write:

Pen
15

on your hand, then ask if they wanted to join the pen15 club. it worked best if you had a bunch of people do it. then you would get them to go through the secret ceramony where you would write "pen15" in the so that it looked like you wrote "Penis" and you would point and laugh. best done with sharpie marker.

dude: Hey I joined the pen 15 club!
chick: Pen 15 club my ass you have penis on your hand, get the fuck away from me!

pen 15 club by maxzilla April 25, 2005

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pen 15 club

When a girl has taken dick with out a condom, the guy came in her. And she liked it, the guy writes pen 15 on her hand. She is now part of the pen 15 club.

John had to take my hand and write pen 15 on my hand at the dentist. Then the receptionist said, "ah huh, pen 15 club." Then i ask what that mean. He tells me then i smack him.

pen 15 club by Misty Dawson September 17, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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