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Referencing a Mexican strain marijuana

Pemex is a Mexican state owned petroleum company.

Petroleum = gas
Gas = marijuana
Dude I smoked some Pemex last night and got hella faded.
Pemex by XLVI & II February 7, 2019
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pemerson 

To frustrate; specifically to offer something, or have something be within reach of a person, and then have that thing taken away.
I got pemersoned so hard last night, Ethan offered me a cookie and when I said yes he ate the whole thing in one bite.

Friend 1: "When I tried to meet with a nurse, student health services gave me an appointment and when I arrived they made me wait until I had to leave for class."
Friend 2: "Wow what a pemerson"
pemerson by Mal098 October 10, 2018
a perplexing, usually intentional, combination of pee and semen
When at a club with his girlfriends, Bryce likes to cut loose with a few shots of pemen.
pemen by little c's January 18, 2009
Baby, I'm so moist, my pemen is dripping down my thigh.

Clive Owen is so hot, he gets my pemen flowing!
pemen by genio2010 June 21, 2011
a longer version of the acronym pms. short for premenstrual syndrome. pemes is used to avoid awkward conversations when in crowded situations or near guys, teachers or parents.

pronounced PEH-MES.
"i'm so angry."
"girl are you pemesing?"
"prolly but it's so not my month."
"i know pemes sucks so much."
*some guy comes in*
"what you girls talking about?"
"pemes."
"idk that."
pemes by ApparentlyNot May 7, 2009
The reverse process of emeril. After emeril occured, the girl them wipes the cum off her face and throws it in the guy's face while yelling "JACKASS"
Id you justy pemeril at me, young lady?
pemeril by sexy and gorgeous March 8, 2003