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perishable food 

FOOD THAT YOU SHOULD NOT BRING TO THE AVE. The likelihood that this food goes bad is 100%. An avetard will completely forget about this food in the pantry and let it go bad. When it goes bad, an avetard still won't give a shit, and will most likely eat it anyways no matter how old it is and how bad it smells. Most of the food at the Ave also most likely ends up being covered in mold.
Yea, Ian ate those beans that were just sitting on the counter for 3 weeks that smelled like shit even though I told him they were an example of a perishable food, he said they tasted good.
perishable food by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019
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Persassy 

A person who is so awesomely and infuriatingly sarcastic he somehow manages to amazesand annoy you at the same time.
Why so Persassy?!
Persassy by Glass_Heart January 18, 2015

Perish the Thot.

An otherwise twist on the original definition for an unwelcomed thought combined with the definition of a promiscuous female.
You think I'd ever hook up with that ho? Perish the Thot.

Rusty Periscope 

The act of sitting on a girls face, with your balls resting on her eyes as if shes peering through the lens of a periscope, while she simultaneously jerks you off.
Jen is on her period this week, so I hopped on for a Rusty Periscope.

Perscumptuacious 

An adjective that can be used in any topic. It is usually used in a positive conversation.

Also, you can never spell it wrong. As long as you pronounce it like "Pro-scumpt-sho-aish-es"
Bryan: Wow Tommy! You look very perscumptuacious today!
Tommy: Oh why thank you for your perscumptuacious comment!

Persassy 

Someone who is SO SASSY and SARCASTIC that everyone around them loves them and hates them at the same time.

Warnings:

will make a LOT of water jokes
Obsession with Blue food
One day, they will become an urban dictionary of Dad jokes
you can try to make them feel bad, but they will hurl your insults back at you

Catchphrase: Deal with it

PJO reference...

Deal with it
someone: You are so Sassy!
Persassy: No, I'm PERsassy
Persassy: Deal with it
Persassy by uknkown. October 14, 2020