pehcker

1. a wood pecker

2. a penis

3. a nerd with glasses.

1. Look at the bird up the tree, I think it is a pehcker.
2. Which one of these girls should I let suck my pehcker?
3. Nikki and I met a pehcker at the gas station.

pehcker by Tink Pehcker November 22, 2009

peckeroni 

When you are ejaculating in a girl's throat after eating a pizza and she pukes cumm and pizza onto your still pulsating cock.

Rhonda was giving me an awesome blowjob, but as soon as I started cumming the bitch puked the pizza we just ate and cumm all over my dick. Wasnt expecting a peckeroni. Damn, should never feed them before throat fucking them.

peckeroni by ABMCPC January 7, 2017

hank pecker 

A real all American gun-loving man. Who knows who the real president is. He is the epitome of masculinity and only eats meat.

Hank Pecker uses his second amendment to protect your first

hank pecker by mibba 69420 January 12, 2021

Pecker Dial 

To accidentally dial someone’s phone number when the phone is in a guy’s front pocket, presumably dialed by his penis.

Girl: Hello? Hello?

Guy: <Indistinct noise>
Later that day….
Girl: Hey, did you call me? I think you may have accidentally called me.

Guy: Oh, I must have pecker dialed you. Or, perhaps it called you on its own!

Pecker Dial by The Movie Guy September 24, 2019

pecker pickin 

When a man is scratching, picking/pinching, grabbing or adjusting his Penis/Balls

Girl he is good looking but he has a major problem with pecker pickin.

I don’t want that guy cooking my food girl I saw him outside pecker pickin!

pecker pickin by ashane January 4, 2018

Keep your pecker hard and your powder dry 

To remain optimistic and in good spirits even in hard times, while also staying composed and ready for anything.

Times are tough everywhere man, just keep your pecker hard and your powder dry, and you’ll make it through.

Keep your pecker hard and your powder dry by Ginger Snappah Head October 6, 2021

Methodist pecker checker 

A Methodist pecker checker is a girl who, when making time with a guy, feels his penis and masturbates him if he is tumescent.

Charlene is a Methodist pecker checker; she guarantees a good time.

Methodist pecker checker by Cranberry Bob November 30, 2019