peter petweeter

Noun-An abnormally small penis. Usually under 5 inches. The name insinuates its cuteness.

Brenda-"Awww, look at the lil' peter petweeter. It's so cute!"
Brad-"I would prefer if you didn't call Mr. Bigglesworth cute."

(Note, talking baby talk to a slong is usually considered a no-no for fear of insulting its owner, yet always tempting.)

peter petweeter by geniusH August 6, 2006

pretweet

When someone "tweets" on Twitter the second part of what they had to say first because their statement was longer than 140 characters. So when their followers read it, the two tweets read down uninterrupted, and consequentially make more sense.

I had to tweet about the movie I saw, But I just couldn't shorten it to 140 characters. So I pretweeted.

pretweet by ScottNash April 4, 2010

poetweet 

A form of poetry which consists of exactly 140 characters. There is no reference to rhyme or rhythm, only 140 characters exactly. All words must be spelled out, no short cuts such as "ur" for "you are" or "b4" for "before." And definitely no "lol"! Normal contractions are allowed.

Here is an example of poetweet: Of all the sights I see, there is none so beautiful as your shadow. Knowing you're near, and the sun is shining is enough for me. Beautiful.

poetweet by PastorGlen July 8, 2010

peevweets

A group of angry bananas that hate the government

1; AAAH THE PEEVWEETS ARE COMING!

2; he’s a bit of a peevweet

peevweets by Dead Sock December 19, 2023