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Petsche
A surname, particularly from the Gottschee tribe of Austria-Hungry. They are known to be highly intelligent, logical, respectful, frugal, and competitive. These immigrants settled in the northern United States, mostly in Cleveland, New York, Chicago, and St. Louis, and would work as police officers, baseball players, and aviators. There is an ancient Slovak legend, that a man with the last name of "Petsche" with white hair and brown eyes will "come back to the old empire of the east, and lay claim to the people of Europe." The 'Empire of the East,' was known to be Austria-Hungry. Other characteristics include good-looking, sensitive, a very bad temper but a good person to talk to. They are good public speakers and have a skilled sense for leadership. They are also extremely skeptical, and are attracted to women from Northern European descent.
Petsche by deckthehalls March 27, 2011
Peenched
She peenched me.
peesher
A term for the pickle-shaped male reproductive organ. Can be substituted for any other word in a sentence. May be abbreviated as simply "peesh."
1) Holy peesher, it's nippy out here!
2) Lesbians love peeshers, they just hate what's attached.
3) Peeshers roasting by an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your peeeeeesh
2) Lesbians love peeshers, they just hate what's attached.
3) Peeshers roasting by an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your peeeeeesh
peesher by herbsherbs December 9, 2013
Presches
Most beautiful girl in the world. Her hairs are like flowing water, her eyes are like stars, her voice is like a melody, her touch can heal the scared, whenever she puts her hair behind her earz the time stops. One can only wish for a superpower to stop the time when she's around. She's a princess!
Presches by yoroicosplay July 3, 2022
peeshell
My Boston Terrier, Bailey just loves going to the beach! She pees on all seashells, turning them into peeshells.
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