peeq

The opposite of a peef. When you suck in the flatulence out of someone using your penis.

Guy 1: Oh dude, I totally was giving it to her up the butt and I peeqed!

Guy 2: That's disgusting!

peeq by Peef and Peeq specialist June 23, 2011

Peequator

The unsightly urine stain that rings a toilet bowl

"Would it kill you to scrub your toilet every now and then? There's a serious peequator in there..."

Peequator by mo-yo December 28, 2006

peequel

Needing to urinate again after having gone recently; a sequel to your pee

You shouldn't rush a person while they're taking a dump—now I gotta go back for a peequel.

peequel by bmovement August 17, 2010

Peequilibrium 

(noun) The state of needing to urinate as much and as often as you drink, with an immediacy that seems to increase with every sip; generally associated with binge-drinking over a long period of time. See also: Breaking the Seal.

After six Red Hooks, three double Jamesons, an unfortunate shot of Patron and a fru-fru drink I finished while my date was in the bathroom, I have at last achieved peequilibrium. Please escort me to the nearest hospital or detox center, thank you.

Peequilibrium by Snark Chariot September 13, 2012

peequently 

having to go to the bathroom more than seems humanly possible

Coworker: Isn't that your fourth time in the toilets within the hour?
Me: Lay the fuck off Cheryl, you know I go peequently

peequently by tori_s28 August 17, 2016

PEEQUENCY 

Frequency of urination

This drug is for bladder control, Mrs Smith. What is your PEEQUENCY?

PEEQUENCY by Claudia Hoarfrost June 14, 2018

Peequator

The unsightly urine stain that rings a toilet bowl

"Would it kill you to scrub your toilet every now and then? there's a serious peequator in there..."

Peequator by mo-yo July 16, 2008