peeKelly

You get so piss drunk at the bars that you have no idea of what you are doing and the women with you can’t take care of you. When you get back at your hotel room you invite a random dude into the room at the dismay of the women with you , you ask the dude to leave and when he refuses you pick a fight with the dude, get security called on to settle the issue. Then you start talking shit to the women you are with, pass out only to wake up in the middle of the night to pee on the women when they are fast asleep, get yelled at by them then pee on the bathroom floor and come back and pass out on your own peed bed.

Guy 1: Wtf bro, did you peeKelly your bestie last night?

Guy 2: Dude, I blacked out. Did the last night just happen!?!

by The Shotmeister February 5, 2014