Ay, bee, see, dee, e, ef, gee, aitch, eye, jay, kay, el, em, en, oh, pee, que, ar, es, tee, you, vee, double you, ex why, zed. 

when your so bored you wonder how you spell each letter of the alphabet.

"hmm I wonder how to say each letter in the alphabet"
"I know

Ay, bee, see, dee, e, ef, gee, aitch, eye, jay, kay, el, em, en, oh, pee, que, ar, es, tee, you, vee, double you, ex why, zed."

Ay, bee, see, dee, e, ef, gee, aitch, eye, jay, kay, el, em, en, oh, pee, que, ar, es, tee, you, vee, double you, ex why, zed. by boooooooooooooored June 1, 2021

ay bee see dee ee eff gee aitch ai jay kay el em en oh pee queue are ess tea you vee double you ex why and zed 

the alphabet?

"tell me the alphabet"
"ay bee see dee ee eff gee aitch ai jay kay el em en oh pee queue are ess tea you vee double you ex why and zed"

ay bee see dee ee eff gee aitch ai jay kay el em en oh pee queue are ess tea you vee double you ex why and zed by NotÞatGuy January 5, 2023

pee-emptive strike 

Noun. Similar to "preemptive strike" in attacking one's own urinary or fecal system as a movement is eminent. One will force a potty break in order to prevent an awkward situation.

"Just before I went in for my job interview, I made a pee-emptive strike so I wouldn't be squirming in my chair answering questions. Glad I made that move as I ended up needing to poop!"

"I didn't want to wake up in the middle of the night to take a wizz so, as tired as I was, I took some time to make a pee-emptive strike before going to sleep."

pee-emptive strike by Obie M March 31, 2011

ay bee see dee ee eff jee aitch eye jay kay elle emm enn oh pee queue are ess tea you vee dubeu ex why zed 

The phonetic spelling of each letter

Ay bee see dee ee eff jee aitch eye jay kay elle emm enn oh pee queue are ess tea you vee dubeu ex why zed. Now I know my ABC’s. Next time won’t you sing with me?

ay bee see dee ee eff jee aitch eye jay kay elle emm enn oh pee queue are ess tea you vee dubeu ex why zed by bluestinger66 August 26, 2022

Peeemp 

Urban slang for "pimp"

pimp
n.
One who finds customers for a prostitute; a procurer.

Also see Pemp and Peemp

Peeemp comes from people who are just too "Pemp and Peemp"

Jamal: My Nigga steve is a Peeemp!

T-Dogg: That bitch Steve ain't no Peeemp!

Bebo: Both of you SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Peeemp by bebo January 7, 2005