pee boner

The condition where you have to urinate so bad that you have a stiffy. This usually is found in the morning.

You're not even horny, that's just a pee boner. Now go and make some coffee.

pee boner by slonob February 1, 2004

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Pee Boner

When you have an erection that is only there to help store excess amounts of urine. Pee is normally stored in the bladder, but when there is so much stored up, it needs to take refuge in the penis. You get a couple more inches of storage when you get an erection. Its just like how some backpacks have that zipper that when unzipped gives more room to another pocket.

Guy: yo dude, do you have a woody?
Guy2: No bro, Just need to piss. I have a pee boner

Pee Boner by paytontylerjordan October 27, 2019

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pee pee boner

when you get a boner aND GET SCARED and pee pee everywhere

Shit dude, I was fucking this bitch last night and i got a pee pee boner.

pee pee boner by tiddies420 July 4, 2017

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Boner Pee

BONER PEE- when one must stand back far and lean forward to avoid A:Pissing on the toilet seat or B: To Avoid pissing in your own face

This morning I had to take a mean Boner Pee

Boner Pee by Stanky541 November 19, 2010

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peeboner

An erection caused by a very full bladder, often quickly dissapates when the person begins bladder evacuation.

Also see Peerection

"Wow I had the largest peeboner before I went and took a piss just now."

peeboner by metalheadsunite December 30, 2005

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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