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Peduncle 

A synthesis of the words 'pedophile' and 'uncle'.

Used to define that creepy uncle you have who isn't really your uncle at all. He usually is an old friend of your father's, has a mustache straight out of a porno, and drives an old white van with no windows (a common variation is a van originally equipped with windows, which have now been spray-painted over).
My peduncle is always rambling on about free candy and puppies

Dude, I think I just saw my peduncle on the news.
Really?
Yeah, he's wanted for gross sexual imposition.
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Peduncle 

The stem of a pumpkin.
Look at that peduncle!

Peduncle-butt 

(n.) A large posterior belonging to a woman (esp. African-American),

see also: Badonkadonk

Etymology: The term was used in African American Vernacular English (AAVE) since the 1990s. In the 1990s, a new species of whale (Rice's whale) was discovered of the coast of Louisiana, and need reports included references to a large posterior "peduncle" hump. The term "peduncle-butt" was adopted by the African-American community to refer to a woman with "an ass like a whale". It transformed into the onomatopoeiac "badonkadonk" by those unfamiliar with its origin. The new word was popularized by Keith Murray's song "Fatty Girl" (2001), and later Trace Adkins, "Honkey Tonk Badunkadunk".
Damn, that chick's peduncle-butt is slammin'
Peduncle-butt by FuckinOath April 12, 2025

pedruncle 

Pedruncle - A drunk pedophilic uncle
Oh no! My pedruncle is home from the bar, hide!!
pedruncle by M4ZT3R13L4Z14N January 30, 2017

pedunkle 

On a male, the skin-worm that runs from your scrotum to your asshole along your gooch.

Rumor has it, this is where God placed your internal stuffing and sewed you up.
I really like it when Janice strokes my pedunkle.
pedunkle by CasualJ December 2, 2007

Pe Duncle 

When a mans penis gets chopped off in a pencil sharpener
Stephen, Being on crack, gave himself a Pe Duncle while writing a essay
Pe Duncle by TheWhippedCream March 31, 2004
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