A thin layer of hair, lacking the regality of a full blown mustache, atop the upper lip. Commonly found on individuals with Tony Danza-esque minivans and lots of candy.

The moustache often seen on pedophiles. Appears as a dangerously thin, greasy moustache, often complimented by the aviator glasses and the pedosmile.

Pedophiles can be spotted through the useful guide provided by Maddox.

www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net /c.cgi?u=spot_the_pedo

-The kindly word for an unnatractive peice of crap excuse for hair that may sit atop the lip of a man (or woman) and give them a certain look, that often makes one think of a pedophile.

-A moustache that makes somebody look seriously pedophillic.