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PedoDouche 

It is a guy that targets freshman and underclassmen and harasses them to give him sex and nude photos, and he is generally an asshole who is rude to most other people. He calls other people fags and retards because he is still in the closet and unhappy with his own life
omg! (name here) is such a pedodouche! He wont stop asking me for nude pictures, what an ass
PedoDouche by Dudeyouradouche October 18, 2011
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pedologic 

A form of rationale and logical thinking that is closely backed by reality with a few minor changes pertaining to the sexual touching of prepubescent children. Is commonly used by pedophiles who wish to justify having sexual relations with young children.

Common arguments include but are not limited to:
"Children have rights too, and they should have the 'right' to have sex."
"Children actually enjoy it, despite what parents may think."
"The harm comes from society's views of adult/child sex, and therefore it is society's fault."
Matt: You know, if society just changed their views about adult/child sex, then maybe there wouldn't be so many traumatized kids with emotional problems.

Kyle: Wow Matt, now that you explain it using pedologic I don't feel so badly about touching little kids.

pedologic by Kyle1096 December 27, 2007

pedogoggles 

When you see an attractive female from a distance that upon closer inspection is revealed to be significantly underage.
Liam must have had his pedogoggles on because that girl across the street is not even 12 years old.
pedogoggles by Fraz Von Hoffer March 29, 2018

PEDOLOGICAL

Sexually compulsive and obsessive in relation to children.
He always denied inviting the children over for dinner because he was a PEDOLOGICAL liar.
PEDOLOGICAL by Witty Whit June 14, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026