peaness 

how peay {as in the vegetable} something is

this indian takeway has a very large peaness to it

peaness by Anything!! March 30, 2007

peaness 

A mondegreen for penis, much like Pingas. It's heard in a parody of the late Orson Welles from the animated series The Critic during the episode "Eyes on the Prize," in which a group of students watch a commercial shoot for Rosebud Frozen Peas, and see Welles immediately ragequit the shoot after saying the word.

Yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of country goodness and green peaness.

peaness by Triple Factorial August 6, 2010

pedantics

Noun (malapropism): Pedantic semantics

I do not care for your pedantics, Annie. I will use my words how I choose.

pedantics by Tastiest Avenger September 11, 2023

pedantsturbation 

n. any form of mental masturbation that is particularly pedantic; for instance, officiously correcting others' trivial mistakes with no constructive purpose; also, any type of discourse that is specifically designed to impress or confuse the reader/listener with "big" words and/or fancy phraseology, particularly to disguise the fact that: a) there is no real underlying point, or b) the pedantsturbator in question cannot defend his/her position with sound logic or evidence.

basically, it's like sophistry with an added masturbatorial goal, such as oneupmanship.

those creationists sure do try, but without compelling evidence, no amount of pedantsturbation will convince me that the theory of evolution isn't valid.

pedantsturbation by rtarbinar July 6, 2009

pedantist 

Someone who does everything way before it is due and then brags about it. It is another form of pedantry

Erika is a pedantist because she always does everything early then tells everyone about it.

pedantist by Denzel Williams February 16, 2017

pedantosaur 

(puh-dan-toe-sore)
-noun

The precocious and pedantic use of esoteric words in a conceited, scholarly manner. The words are dropped into a conversation so frequently that they cannot be ignored, thus giving the speaker additional undeserved attention and perpetuating the cycle.

"I couldn't understand a word he said. I stopped listening to that narcissistic pedantosaur over an hour ago."

pedantosaur by Dyslexicon March 29, 2010

Sabado Pedante 

A Saturday characterized by extremely pedantic behavior. (Note: Derives from the popular Univision program, "Sabado Gigante!")

M.: Did you read today's Bob Herbert column?

S.: Actually, it came out yesterday.
M.: What is this, Sabado Pedante?

Sabado Pedante by JoJo41 November 7, 2009