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Peckerectomy 

The amputation of the penis and/or scrotum; surgical castration.
Sex can get hot, but make sure it doesn't get too steamy, because you might burn yourself so badly you'd have to get a peckerectomy.
Peckerectomy by Definitive Doom November 17, 2004

peckerwelt 

The raised, slightly bruised outline of a penis left on your lovers forehead.
eg. "check out the peckerwelt on that whiney biznitches forehead!"
peckerwelt by psychod@d December 5, 2003

Peckerstomp 

To own, kick ass, beat, etc.
Rodger: Man, our team is 50 points behind. We're getting peckerstomped.

Bill: Let's kick some ass!
Joe: We're gonna peckerstomp these mofos!
Peckerstomp by Jimmy11344 July 5, 2009

Peckerfeeler

A degrading euphemism for a homosexual male. Very descriptive in nature, this insult may be used either in jest with your buddies or as a way of identifying a homosexual man.
Person #1: Dude, did you hear that Jared came out of the closet???

Person #2: Yeah, I heard. I always thought he was gay but now I know he's a peckerfeeler for sure! If I were you, I'd avoid that dude like the plague.
Peckerfeeler by Yo freakin' mama February 26, 2011

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026