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(peet-es) 1. n. word used to describe a peanut shaped like a fetus
2. n. Word used to describe a fetus shaped like a peanut
3. v. The action of picking your nose with a peanut while fishing for fetuses in the pond in your backyard.
4. adj. A term used to describe something that is peatus like.
6. n. The second thursday of the fourth month of every year. Peatus day.
1. I saw the sonagram of Ashley's baby. What a peatus!
2. Martha grabbed a hand full of nuts, and was suprised to see a peatus.
3. One of Nathans favorite actions is peatusing.
4. Dude, kyles head is peatusy.
5. Man, that peatus was eating a peatus while peatusing. What a peatusy day!
6. HAPPY PEATUS DAY!
peatus by scaberli April 9, 2008
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pertussive 

Having a lingering strong cough that persists for weeks following a cold.
I had a cold 4 weeks ago but I am still mildly pertussive.
pertussive by DrDeeJ May 21, 2011
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Peanus is a misspelling of the word penis. It's how some kids spells penis because it sounds like peanus. They also spell vagina vajina.
Kid: Peanus!
Other kid: Peadus! Vajina!
Peanus by HawaiianPunch1 January 1, 2022
Hot and sexy just want to bang it.
A way of sex.

Were a guy and girl are under the bed banging.
We should go to the bedroom and do the pettus.
Pettus by Alycebabyy17849 August 12, 2008
The act of abstaining from and or taking a hiatus from the consumption of pie.

Not eating pie at the current hour.

Withdrawing from any sponsored pie eating contests.

Being one without pie
Due to the lateness of the evening, and my current no sugar diet, I'll be taking a PIATUS till next week.

I cannot defend my title this year, as I am currently on piatus.
Piatus by Pieguys1411 February 25, 2010
Petusis is made by a joke cult called the petusis cult and it is related to rhinos.
Person 1:Cinis

Person 2: Podgishipieps

Person 3: Petusis Menusis Rhinopetusis
Petusis by The Petusis Cult February 10, 2022
Petus is a term for a full-grown male who has a penis so small it could be the penis of a fetus.
"That guy showed me his penis in the bathroom. It was so small I'm sure it was a petus."
petus by New Year's In Tampa April 18, 2009