peatrie 

my cute little fat kitty!!! i bet all of you people are jealous because you dont have a fat cat named peatrie

My cat is fat..hmm...ill name her peatrie!!!

peatrie by Narfus December 24, 2008

Petrie's Principle 

"If everyone likes it, it can't be good." A statement coined by an English teacher to describe shallow films and literature which appeal to the mindless masses.

The Twilight Saga is the poster-child for Petrie's Principle.

Petrie's Principle by Cyanica January 27, 2010

Arabian Petrie 

The act of inserting your penis into your sister's vagina and doing a cartwheel in the desert

John:"Dude me and my sister did the Arabian Petrie last night."
Alex: "Oh yuck!!"

Arabian Petrie by Coolfish October 31, 2010

peatric 

PEATRIC IS THE MOST WONDERFUL AND KIND PERSON EVER!! Her titties and ass are as big as the iceberg that sunk the titanic. If you ever meet a peatric keep her forever, she will be along your side for everything and take care of you no matter what.

T:have you ever met my best friend Peatric?
J:Ya I’ve heard so many good things about her being the nicest and sexiest person you’ll ever meet.

T:ikr!!

peatric by Beatrice starbies January 7, 2021

patrierotic 

To love a country so much that you fantasize about sexing up its flag.

Dude, I'm not gonna lie, after listening to that band playing the national anthem and seeing those fireworks; I can't help but feel a little patrierotic.

patrierotic by billy bob jackson May 10, 2007

petrie 

Another word for a man's shaft

My petrie is crooked

petrie by Halielie January 5, 2009

petrie douche 

A petrie douche is that friend you are sexually involved with who repeatedly has sexual encounters with others thus exposing you to the many germs and diseases they have come into contact with.

Dude, Joe is such a petrie douche! Turns out he's been fucking around again and now I have herpes!

petrie douche by wrangerti December 4, 2013