The Village Pearlers 

A group known as the Village Mafia from dangerous parts of Michigan. This group has extremely high blunt standards. You must be able to know how to pearl a blunt to hang in this squad. As it is mentioned in their song, "Pearl Game Reflective", they like blunts rolled symmetric. Basically, it should look the same way before and after. If you royally fuck up a blunt then you may be at risk of losing your nipples. Just hope that the Village Mafia Administration of Blunt Doctors can fix it and save your nips.

The Village Pearlers have hosted their 5th annual blunt rolling competition this year.

The Village Pearlers by Abriel Ole September 2, 2016

Pearled 

Rolling a perfect blunt

She pearled that backwood.

Pearled by TrapB June 9, 2018

Pearly Sanchez 

1) When one ejaculates or masturbates and wipes the resulting seminal fluid on the upper lip of another person in the shape of a mustache.

2) A streak of semen on one's upper lip.

Brian was the first to fall asleep at the party. His best friend Adam decided he would give Brian a Pearly Sanchez. So Adam vigorously masturbated, then took his handful of semen and wiped it over Brian's upper lip. When Brian woke up in the morning he had a crusty mustache and complained about the smell of semen.

John masturbated in the school bathroom catching the semen in his hand. He went out in to the hall and caught up with his buddy Fred. John got the semen on his pointer finger and quickly wiped it across Fred's upper lip and yelled, "Pearly Sanchez" at him. John got suspended from school and is facing prosecution. Fred got herpes.

Frank liked the smell of his semen. So most days before work he would masturbate and give himself a Pearly Sanchez.

Pearly Sanchez by Nutzen YerMouf February 2, 2018

Pearled 

A blunt rolled in a nice or perfect circle

Bro Lucas always pearled his blunts

Pearled by Daddyluke May 7, 2018

pearlyn 

A Pearlyn is usually very pretty and outgoing. They are not afraid of taking challenges. A Pearlyn will always have your back no matter what.

She is the reason why I'm still standing strong.

Pearlyn: I'll always be here for you! You can count on that

pearlyn by Littlesomeone October 28, 2013

Pearly Penile Papules

A condition that some MEN and only Men possess. Often mistaken for Genetal Herpes or Genetal Warts. A ring of small bumps will be found around the corona of the penis head. Can also be found on the shaft of the Penis in groupings. Perfectly harmless. They are a random genetic condition that are NOT medically dangerous or Contageous. Perfectly normal condition that around 1/3 of men possess. The shortening is PPP.

"I noticed I had some small bumps on my penis, so I went to the doctor to have it checked out. He said it was Pearly Penile Papules. He said it was perfectly normal and there was nothing to worry about."

Pearly Penile Papules by Bofe1234 January 25, 2008

Pearly Top 

Verb: The ultimate prank and/or claiming of territory where upon one money shots" on to or in to another gentlemen's beer.

Noun: A beer that has jizz in or on it.

Verb: Caleb just pearly topped his beer so everybody would know it was not theirs (territorial usage).

Verb: "Hey everybody, let's go pearly top the Ginger's beer (prank usage)."

Noun: The Ginger's drinking a Pearly Top.

Pearly Top by Das House December 11, 2009