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A huge bitch. This person/persons normally thinks they are pretty badass, and has a huge ego. They will make fun of people in a heartbeat and disrespect anyone/anything they come across, but most people arent fooled by their badassery, seeing through the facade, they are just a big ol' bitch.
WOW! That guy is SUCH a peasley!
by kOi GargleBarky August 12, 2009

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The most amazingly delicious and ambitious soon-to-be-dictator of the Earth, Peasley inhabits a website known as Emoearth and eats, sleeps, and breathes Awesome. Is it a he, a she, or an it? Regardless, his/her/its androgyny attracts droves of the site's 20,000+ members to her/his/its profile, a shrine of utmost royalty and princeliness that puts that faggot Prince of Whales to shame.

Everyone wants to bang Peasley, and not just because he/she/it is obsessed with Taco Bell yet is not the size of a Super Wal Mart.
Peasley, you make me pee myself with laughter. Let's make babies, and then eat them! :D
by Kriakin June 21, 2008

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