v. - To use electric clippers or scissors to remove hair from an unsuspecting victim, preferably while they are sleeping
Dude has passed out and it's only 10:30!

Let's pearl barber him!
by Jasonomics March 1, 2008
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When you're on top of a girl having anal sex in the missionary position & she farts without making any noise.

Then the fart sneaks up, punches you in the face, and burns your nostril hairs.
That bitch gave me a Pearl Harbor barber, so I dirty sanchezed her meat wallet!
by dirty raul September 3, 2014
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