Jasonomics's definitions

pearl barber

v. - To use electric clippers or scissors to remove hair from an unsuspecting victim, preferably while they are sleeping

Dude has passed out and it's only 10:30!

Let's pearl barber him!

by Jasonomics February 29, 2008

Democrat

Similar to a Republican except for one less syllable. Shown extraordinarily inexplicable loyalty by a majority of the black voting population.

The Federal Budget under George W. Bush has grown so much you would think he was a Democrat.

by Jasonomics February 29, 2008