a socially rejected being that frequents casinos in the midwestern united states. typically, pearheads do not make much money and thus much leech off of another person to sustain their lifestyle. once a pearhead has latched on, that person is most likely infected for life. the only known cure is a positive relationship with the family of the infected, which pearhead knows and attempts to destroy as it will end his livelihood. pearhead will attempt to manipulate anyone that gets close to it. anyone in proximity should watch out for putrid body odor and young female waitresses must also be wary as pearheads attempt to also feed off of them. pearhead will lie his way into any story/situation and therefore must never be trusted.
by LetterToTheEditor February 6, 2019
A wild majestic creature found living in the ruins of kansas city. Very few are known to still be around but if you see one you better take a picture. Typically all pearheads are female but they can switch gender when they want to get down on the get down. Not easily tamed or housebroken, although they are great with other animals. If I was going to bang an animal, it would be this one.
by eskimo joe June 3, 2013
by Pearhead (LB) December 5, 2020