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Peruvian Peanut Butter Pie 

The act in which an abnormally fat woman sits and shits on a man's back. She then grinds on his back and takes a blowtorch and heats up the end of the rubbed-in shit to harden it. The rubbed-in shit on his back will result in looking like a peanut butter pie.
The Peruvian Peanut Butter Pie is absolutely disgusting. How do guys even like that?
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peanut butter pie 

true/real as peanut butter pie

something you say when you think or know someone is lying to you

either:
1.not true/real but should be
2.not true/real but wish it was

1.
"world peace is about as real as peanut butter pie"

2.
guy: its true, i love you
girl: true as peanut butter pie. you just wanna get some

Peanut butter cream pie

When a man ejaculates into another persons (male or female) butt then that person deficates leaving a semen covered pile of feces.
After I came in her ass she dropped a peanut butter cream pie right on my bed!

reese peanut butter cup pie 

when a guy ejaculates into a jar of peanut butter, then stirs the concoction around with his penis. then he proceeds to deliver said jar to a dairy queen where it is used to make a blizzard.
"hey eric how was your reese peanut butter cup pie?"

Peanut butter cream pie

While having anal, the girl shits diarrhea and you come at the same time, creating peanut butter cream pie.
I was fucking Angela in her ass and all of the sudden we made peanut butter cream pie, it was beautiful.

Peanutbutterpenis 

penis covered in peanut butter, duh.
Guy: Yo i covered my penis in peanut butter1
Guy 2: Yo you got a peanutbutterpenis!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026