reese peanut butter poop 

when you have a poop that is 2 colors, one half of the log looks like chocolate and the other half looks like peanut butter color,

i wouldn't recommend eating it even if it looks tasty

reese peanut butter cup but its a poop

reese peanut butter poop

reese peanut butter poop by cammowammo November 6, 2009

Peanut Butter Poopwich 

When a friend/ex friend takes a shit in your penut butter. They then sir it up, and leave it alone until you decided to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwitch.

Ron: God.. this sandwich tastes your nipples baby.. rawr
Wife: Dammit Ron, i gave you a Peanut Butter Poopwich
Ron: I didn't eat the crust do you want that back

Peanut Butter Poopwich by MikeMeASandwitch October 13, 2009

poop peanuts

when you take a shit and it comes out like little plops

dude last night i ate chinese food and this morning i had poop peanuts

poop peanuts by COTT PETERSON March 5, 2005

peanut butter poops 

the smear of poop left on the toilet paper after you have wiped repeatedly.

brittney: are you alright in there? youve been in there forever.
Tabitha: yeah ive got a bad case of peanut butter poops

peanut butter poops by bnt07 November 22, 2011

peanut butter pooper

A person, who leaves large dollops of "peanut butter like" shit on the inside of the toilet bowl. Usually found at the workplace, but can occur in the home. The peanut butter pooper is notoriously hard to identify, and is thought to be a supernatural/mythical being in Indian cultures of the American southwest.

The "peanut butter pooper" had struck again, leaving large clumps of crap all over the toilet bowl in the employee break-room.

peanut butter pooper by Tink Tink 27 January 3, 2017